This piece, by Sarah Tuttle-Singer, will make you plotz:
But then, with a mighty hand and an outstretched arm, the rabbi yanked the drawer open, and in the process activated the iRabbit’s on-switch. Whirring, buzzing, and gyrating, this vibrator, unlike so many smaller, more discreet models, leaves very little to the imagination. It comes complete with a fairly girthy shaft and a well-formed glans, and, why yes, it does appear to be circumcised.
This reminds me of an incident involving my then SO some years back. She was in the process of moving home. I, together with her eighteen-year-old son and a bunch of his friends were helping her to clear her old flat. Suddenly from the bedroom came a whoop of triumph, whereupon her son emerged, brandishing her dildo like a sword.
That’s a great story, Daran. Thanks for sharing it.